Sore Eyes

A ‘salad’, allegedly

As a dedicated “meat and potatoes man” can I just say a loud “Hell no!” to this monstrosity:

Do be sure to read the entire recipe to the end. Just do not, under any circumstances, consider ever eating the end result.¹

[Via @rebeccablood]

1. But if you do, please be sure to blog about it so we can learn from your mistake.