Laurie Penny, from the Conservative Party conference a few weeks ago (that is to say, before the wheels fell off).
The unfortunate Toby Young, a living monument to the English Art of failing upwards, is on one of their panels, and seems distressed to be the most liberal person here by far, making an asinine but apparently genuine argument for academic freedom alongside some of the most racist speeches I’ve heard that weren’t improvised by thugs on a night bus. At one point, an old man next to me in the audience genuinely finds it necessary to comment that are “rather too many black players in Premier League football”. He turns out to be a former government minister.
What are the chances that we'll see Boris Johnson back in 10 Downing Street in a week's time?
(If the Tory membership were going to be given a vote, that'd be the way to bet.)