November 19th, 2002
Over at Lots of Co., Max has found a rather wonderful recorded message high school teachers voted that their school should use:
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen
to all your options before making a selection:
* To lie about why your child is absent – Press 1
* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work – Press 2
As Max notes, it's probably an urban legend, but it's very funny nonetheless.