Ernie the TV star

Ernie was on the US daytime TV version of The Weakest Link last year. He says his most embarrassing moment was edited out, but feels obliged to share the gory details with his loyal readers.

Ernie has just told the show’s host, George Gray, that he wrote about being laid off on his weblog:

GG: A weblock? A weblah?

E: A weblog. It’s kind of.. uhm… hrm. It’s kind of like a personal…

Ernie’s conscience: Don’t say diary. Don’t say diary. For the love of god, don’t say diary.

E: …diary.

Ernie’s conscience: fuck.

GG: … oh. Uhmm, that’s cool, I… guess.

E: Uh, it’s not like I’m putting up naked pictures of myself or anything.

Random audience member: EEEEW!!

Ernie’s conscience: double fuck.