“Now we’re into the realm of demonology…”

Grant “New X-Men” Morrison has his suspicions about some of the world’s more prominent celebrities:

Are These Suspicious Celebrities Secretly Mutants Too?

Justin Timberlake

“Definitely a pure mutation - and he’s trying to push his powers in a more evil direction. I think they inject all of those Disney kids, like Britney, with something when they’re young. One minute, they’re singing about mice, and the next, they’re riding motorcycles and fisting each other.”

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Kylie Minogue

“Tricky, but she’s more of an android, like on Star Trek. They look perfect, but they’ve got strange plastic skin, and if you scratch them, a clear liquid flows out. She can be used for good or evil - like the bomb.”

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[I wonder how many extra search engine hits this site is going to get because of the combination of the words “Justin”, “Kylie”, “Britney” and “fisting” on the one page?]

[Via linkmachinego]