Saddam’s Interrogation Logs
April 29th, 2004
McSweeney’s presents Saddam’s Interrogation Logs by Brian M Sack:
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Interrogation commenced: 0330 hours
Woke SH quite early to catch him off-guard and groggy. I asked, “What’s your first name?” and he said, “Saddam.” Again I asked, “What’s your first name?” and he said, “Saddam.” I kept asking, “What’s your first name?” and he kept saying, “Saddam.” Once I had a rhythm going, I quickly asked, “Where are the WMD?” and he said, “Saddam.”
Interrogation terminated: 0338 hours
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April 30th, 2004 at 12:00 am
Swiped!