How to Annoy Dooce
June 28th, 2004
I hadn’t realised that the “How to Annoy Me” entries from the sidebar at Dooce were archived. To her new baby:
23 March 2004
Poop so violently that it shoots out your diaper, up your back, and INTO YOUR HAIR. Who taught you that?
Or how about:
21 May 2003
Lick your index finger and then use it to wipe something off my face. Ohmigod, Mom, we’re in public, for crying out loud!
[Via Betsy Devine]