July 3rd, 2004
Danny O'Brien found his mind wandering during Steve Jobs' WWDC keynote speech:
My notes say "iChat AV, 3 other people. OMG they ARE trapped like General Zod! Is woman he talking to wife? Wrong kind of flirty. Forced bonhomie. Are you killed if you fuckup Jobs demos? Maybe they have gunmen off unseen, off webcam. "But, darling, it was my net connection it was bursty I couldn't hear what BLAM BLAM BLAMBLAM".
Sounds as if the Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field has a bug…