Eye massager

February 28th, 2005

Some day every personal computer will come with an Eye Massager with USB Port.

Not to mention a disclaimer you’ll be required to sign before breaking the shrink wrap, waiving any right to sue the manufacturer when it puts your eye out following a software crash.

[Via Improbable Research]

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One Response to “Eye massager”

  1. Gary Farber Says:
    March 1st, 2005 at 10:45 pm

    I have a bit of a phobia of putting things next to my eye; no way I’d ever even consider contacts, let alone this thing.

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