Pet pillows

If you can’t bear to say goodbye to your beloved cat or dog (or cow or horse!), you could always have it made into a Pet Pillow.

It’s the shipping instructions that get to me:

Please freeze your pet immediately upon passing to insure there will be no hair slippage. Double bag to insure no freezerburn.  Ship packages ONLY on Monday’s do prevent carrier mishaps.  All frozen animals must be shipped next day air to insure against spoilage. Incase of large animals please call for shipping instructions.

I wonder if UPS and Fedex do a special line of padded envelopes for frozen animal cadaver transportation.

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