“Isn’t it a little soon for Prince Charles to be cheating on Camilla???”

The results of the All About Romance Cover Contest for 2004 are online, and as usual the Worst Covers category is where the action is.

I think the cover for Rumor Has It deserved to win for depicting a sexual position which looks to be just about anatomically impossible: unless the woman is an Olympic standard gymnast or has freakishly long arms, I just can’t see how her legs can be up there while her right hand is down around the guy’s back. Though one reader did come up with an alternative explanation:

Shelly: “[…] So the cover tells me this is about a ménage a trois in a spaceship designed by aliens with Earth auto fetishes, in which the lightning propelled buttocks of one man thrust him with such vigor into the woman she kicks a hole in the ceiling, causing an air leak into space that they must figure out how to stop before they die. Let’s hope that other guy is MacGyver. Did I get it right?”

If that isn’t the right explanation, it definitely should be.

[Via Anita’s LOL]