Comments on: Random Jack Bauer Facts http://soreeyes.org/archive/2006/03/24/random-jack-bauer-facts/ Mon, 14 May 2012 14:07:12 +0000 hourly 1 By: anthony http://soreeyes.org/archive/2006/03/24/random-jack-bauer-facts/comment-page-1/#comment-10811 anthony Mon, 15 May 2006 22:29:03 +0000 http://soreeyes.org/?p=904#comment-10811 Jack Bauer would have gotten the Ring to Mordor in 24 hours. Jack Bauer would have gotten the Ring to Mordor in 24 hours.

]]> By: Jack FactChecker http://soreeyes.org/archive/2006/03/24/random-jack-bauer-facts/comment-page-1/#comment-8179 Jack FactChecker Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:17:35 +0000 http://soreeyes.org/?p=904#comment-8179 The "Jack Bauer shot his mother when his hand was in the cookie jar" story is a commonly repeated myth. But that's all it is - a myth, or an urban legend. Check out the Snopes page that debunks this. The story is actually referring to an incident when Jack was 5. Jack used a regular stake knife to partially sever his mother's carotid artery. Furthermore, his mother caught him taking a piece of cake that was in the refrigerator, left for his father. He did not "have his hand in the cookie jar." The "Jack Bauer shot his mother when his hand was in the cookie jar" story is a commonly repeated myth. But that's all it is – a myth, or an urban legend. Check out the Snopes page that debunks this.

The story is actually referring to an incident when Jack was 5. Jack used a regular stake knife to partially sever his mother's carotid artery. Furthermore, his mother caught him taking a piece of cake that was in the refrigerator, left for his father. He did not "have his hand in the cookie jar."

]]> By: Chris http://soreeyes.org/archive/2006/03/24/random-jack-bauer-facts/comment-page-1/#comment-8157 Chris Tue, 04 Apr 2006 14:33:48 +0000 http://soreeyes.org/?p=904#comment-8157 The government uses gas price increases just so they can pay Jack Bauer's cell phone bill. The government uses gas price increases just so they can pay Jack Bauer's cell phone bill.

]]> By: pdmick http://soreeyes.org/archive/2006/03/24/random-jack-bauer-facts/comment-page-1/#comment-7889 pdmick Sat, 25 Mar 2006 20:42:15 +0000 http://soreeyes.org/?p=904#comment-7889 Jack Bauer is so intense he even screams at his own turds. Jack Bauer is so intense he even screams at his own turds.

]]> By: Gary Farber http://soreeyes.org/archive/2006/03/24/random-jack-bauer-facts/comment-page-1/#comment-7874 Gary Farber Sat, 25 Mar 2006 09:04:15 +0000 http://soreeyes.org/?p=904#comment-7874 Random Semi-Bauer Fact: People who don't know how to use a semi-colon are semi-shot by Jack Bauer. Random Semi-Bauer Fact: People who don't know how to use a semi-colon are semi-shot by Jack Bauer.

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