Worst Game Ever?

Could this be the worst gaming experience ever?

While I can’t claim to have the worst gaming experience ever, though I’ve had some bad ones myself - I have to say the worst story I ever heard was from my friend Danwon:

When he was in high school, one of his classmates found out that he was a gamer, and sought him out in order to invite him to play in a game. When Dan arrived at the first session, he and his classmate were the only two players. Character generation began, and Dan’s classmate and the DM both rolled up lesbian elf characters. With some misgivings, Dan rolled up a male rogue and gameplay began.

After their first victorious battle, the two lesbian elf characters celebrated by going into a tent and “making love”. Their actions were evidently described in loving, if clumsy detail, by his classmate and the DM.

If this weren’t bad enough, Dan gets to the real kicker of the story….the DM and his classmate were father and son.

Ew.

“Ew” sounds about right to me…

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