FSTDT!
November 14th, 2006
From the Top 100 Quotes at Fundies say the darndest things!:
“Occam’s Razor Disagrees” Award
“I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don’t think he’s ready to date yet. What’s worse is that he’s sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!”
Linda, Good news prayer room
That’s priceless.
I do hope Linda has figured out the truth by now. If so, I’d like to think that Linda has been accepting of her son’s penchant for reading that particular variety of ‘dirty magazine.’ After all, that’s not a particularly ‘fundamentalist’ question – more an expression of concern as her kid grows up too fast. I’m not sure Linda deserves to be grouped with some of the barking mad types elsewhere in the list, at least on the basis of that quotation.
[Via plasticbag.org]
