Hydrogen Sulphide

April 16th, 2008

Peter Ward and his colleagues reckon they might have figured out the cause of mass extinctions:

In the deep history of our planet, there have been at least five short intervals in which the majority of living species suddenly went extinct. Biologists are used to thinking about how environmental pressures slowly select the organisms most fit for survival through natural selection, shaping life on Earth like an artist sculpting clay. However, mass extinctions are drastic examples of natural selection at its most ruthless, killing off vast numbers of species at one time in a way that is hardly typical of evolution.

[...] An asteroid probably did kill off the dinosaurs, but the causes of the other four mass extinctions are still obscured beneath the accumulated weight of hundreds of millions of years, and no one has found any other credible evidence of impact craters.

But now, together with Mark Roth of the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center in Seattle, I believe we have found a possible biochemical scar, present within living animals, that links Earth's greatest mass extinction to a single substance: hydrogen sulfide (H2S). Hydrogen sulfide is a relatively simple molecule that gives rotten eggs their distinctive foul odor and is quite toxic — in high concentrations a single breath can kill. And it looks like that is what happened: Hundreds of millions of years ago, hydrogen sulfide probably saturated our oceans and atmosphere, poisoning nearly every creature on Earth. [...]

Fascinating.

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Cat/Theremin

April 16th, 2008

Cat versus theremin.

[Via Progressive Gold]

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Healthy

April 16th, 2008

A Healthy Habit.

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Scarred

April 16th, 2008

Neil Gaiman is a cool dad:

[Background information: yesterday Neil Gaiman had a minor accident which resulted in a rather nasty cut on his nose]

I drove Maddy to school this morning. She has an extremely cool crescent-shaped scar next to her eye, from when, as a small child, she ran into the corner of a table. She said,

"Will you get a scar?"

"Maybe."

"I like my scar. You know, I get people I've known since kindergarten asking me about it, these days, as if they've just noticed it."

"Really? What do you tell them."

"What you told me to tell people who asked."

I racked my brains. Nothing. "What was that?"

"I tell them I got it in a swordfight."

"Oh. Good."

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WTF?

April 15th, 2008

ITV1 have a novel way of celebrating a ratings success:

[The first episode of Pushing Daisies...] formed part of a very strong night, alongside Britain’s Got Talent, in the ratings for ITV last Saturday. The episode pulled in a very healthy 5.7 million, a figure many (most?) ITV shows can only dream about these days. I’ll admit to being surprised by this figure (and I’m glad to be proved wrong, of course). With a target audience of bright young things who should be out having a good time on a Saturday night (after Doctor Who, of course), I felt ITV had misjudged the night and the ratings would be lacklustre at best. Pushing Daisies has a slightly oddball feel, more suited to a mid-week slot a la Desperate Housewives – or so I thought.

But after a reasonably successful launch, only ITV could be stupid enough to then admit they would be culling a whole episode from the run of Pushing Daisies to enable most episodes of the series to be aired before the start of Euro 2008 in June.

Did UEFA sneakily move the start date of Euro 2008 forward by seven days? Did someone in the ITV scheduling office forget how to count to nine? Are ITV getting a cut of revenue from DVD sales?

Bunch of lackwits…

[Via Feeling Listless]

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RE: Your letter, received April Fools' Day

April 15th, 2008

Litigious audio cable company Monster Cable seems to have picked on the wrong victim. Blue Jeans Cable president Kurt Denke takes up the tale:

Dear Monster Lawyers,

Let me begin by stating, without equivocation, that I have no interest whatsoever in infringing upon any intellectual property belonging to Monster Cable.  Indeed, the less my customers think my products resemble Monster's, in form or in function, the better.

I am evaluating your claim that the connectors on certain Tartan brand products infringe Monster's design patents and trademarks.  However, the information supplied with your letter is plainly inadequate to support a claim of infringement and so I am writing to you to ask for further information and clarification regarding your claims.

[Extensive list of questions snipped...]

I have seen Monster Cable take untenable IP positions in various different scenarios in the past, and am generally familiar with what seems to be Monster Cable's modus operandi in these matters.  I therefore think that it is important that, before closing, I make you aware of a few points.

After graduating from the University of Pennsylvania Law School in 1985, I spent nineteen years in litigation practice, with a focus upon federal litigation involving large damages and complex issues.  My first seven years were spent primarily on the defense side, where I developed an intense frustration with insurance carriers who would settle meritless claims for nuisance value when the better long-term view would have been to fight against vexatious litigation as a matter of principle.  In plaintiffs' practice, likewise, I was always a strong advocate of standing upon principle and taking cases all the way to judgment, even when substantial offers of settlement were on the table.  I am "uncompromising" in the most literal sense of the word.  If Monster Cable proceeds with litigation against me I will pursue the same merits-driven approach; I do not compromise with bullies and I would rather spend fifty thousand dollars on defense than give you a dollar of unmerited settlement funds.  As for signing a licensing agreement for intellectual property which I have not infringed: that will not happen, under any circumstances, whether it makes economic sense or not.

[...]

I look forward to receiving the information requested and will review it promptly as soon as it is received.
                                                            Sincerely,
                                                            Kurt Denke

Go Kurt! Go Kurt!

In fairness to Monster Cable, the excerpt above and the full text of the letter I linked is essentially one lawyer's argument in support of his company's position; it's possible that Monster Cable are entirely in the right and Mr Denke is merely talking a good fight. I wonder if the two parties will ever face off in a court of law to settle the issue…

[Via Gadgetopia]

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Four Days in Denver

April 15th, 2008

Four Days in Denver, or, A Psycho-Political Thriller starring Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, Co-Starring Bill Clinton as The Machiavellian Spouse, Michelle Obama as The Closer, Al Gore as The Self-Appointed Backup Plan, Nancy Pelosi and Howard Dean as The Powerless Brokers, Harold Ickes and Howard Wolfson as Ruthless Operatives, and Wesley Clark as The Luckiest Man Alive:

CUT TO:
Harold Ickes hanging up the phone in his hotel suite, the Clinton delegate-counting center.

Ickes: Hey, I just got the lieutenant governor of—

Howard Wolfson: Have you seen Gore? (Grabs a remote, flips on CNN’s live coverage of Al Gore arriving at Denver airport.)

Ickes (shocked): Holy shit!

Wolfson: He’s lost, what, 30 pounds?

Ickes (still can’t believe his eyes): He looks like …

Wolfson: A fucking candidate!

A former writer on The West Wing describes one possible outcome of the Democratic National Convention if neither Barack Obama nor Hillary Clinton settles the issue between now and August.

The outcome O'Donnell imagines is about as plausible as some of the plot twists in The West Wing1, but the story is a fun read for politics junkies.

[Via Qwghlm]

  1. Which is to say, not very.

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nslookup

April 14th, 2008

nslookup 69.69.69.69

[Via Bifurcated Rivets]

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A definitive clarification

April 13th, 2008

Civil services are the same the world over:

Are officers in the Indian government's ministry of steel permitted to use ink colours other than blue or black?
Arun Shourie documents the process whereby this question was considered, tackled, bumped, spun and, to some extent, resolved. Shourie manages to compress the telling to a spare seven pages in his book Governance and the Sclerosis That Has Set In.

The matter arose in 1999, when two ministry of steel officials noticed some handwritten notations on official papers that crossed their desk. The notes were in red and green ink.

The two officials drafted a letter to the department of administrative reforms and public grievances, asking whether this was permissible. Six days later, the letter arrived at the department of administrative reforms and public grievances, having traversed a physical distance of less than a kilometre.

Two weeks later, the department of administrative reforms and public grievancessent an office memorandum to the directorate of printing, which took three weeks to decide that it was not in a position to issue a definitive clarification. [...]

As you might imagine, the decision-making process didn't end there…

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Pushing Daisies

April 13th, 2008

Pushing Daisies made its debut on ITV1 on Saturday night. What an utterly charming, deeply strange little show it is.

I can do no better than quote Mr Farber:

IJWTS that Pushing Daisies is very strange, very different, and not particularly like any other American tv show ever done.

If I compared it to, say, Twin Peaks, you'd be misled into thinking it was different in a way similar to David Lynch, which it isn't; the only similarity is in that each was fairly different from any other American dramatic network tv fare.

As such, it's definitely not for everyone, and maybe not for you, but you might want to check it out.

[...]

There's a faint hint of Addams Family, as filtered through the Coens and Tim Burton, with a touch of Robert Altman's version of Raymond Chandler, and a dash of Princess Bride. Or something.

At least, in the first episode, all I've seen. I liked it quite a bit. (But there's no doubt some will find it too precious.)

Pushing Daisies is never going to get huge ratings, but on the evidence of the first episode it's going to be a very distinctive addition to the Saturday night TV schedules.

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Disraelia

April 13th, 2008

Disraelia: A Counterfactual History, 1848-2008.

From the diary of Heinrich Heine, Trieste, December 1849 (published in part in the Augsburger Allgemeine Zeitung).

This is the second night I have not been able to sleep. I went down to the harbor watching the embarkation of hundreds of Jews on the steamships which had been rented by Hirsch commuting between this harbor and Jaffa. Five hundred are leaving every day, even on Sabbath, the rabbis having decided that this was a case of pikuah nefesh – the commandment of saving souls overrides the full observation of the Sabbath laws. Another 500 are leaving daily from Odessa.

What heartrending scenes! Tears came to the eyes of an old cynic like me. The children of the ghetto leaving a continent that has wrought them so much misery, burned on the stake in the Middle Ages, pogroms in the present new Middle Ages. No one was mourning to leave this continent of suffering and humiliation, and yet who had thought that a history of almost two thousand years would end like this?

By the waters of Babylon we were sitting and weeping – from the desert we came and to the desert we shall return. Judaism is not a religion, it is an affliction. As I watch the children of the ghetto, the poorest of the poor entering the ships with their few bundles, I cannot dispel dark forebodings. It was not just the separation of families for a long period, with husbands and young bachelors traveling as an avant garde and their families and friends following once they will have taken care of elementary living conditions. Will they be able to survive in wholly unfamiliar, often hostile conditions or will they disappear without a trace in the deserts of Arabia? They will have to fight nature, an inclement climate and diseases. They cannot and should not transfer the ghetto but will have to begin a new life in every respect. Will they be able to defend themselves against the elements in a bandit-infested country? Sometimes I feel that there still are enormous energies in this old people which only wait to be released, at other times an inner voice tells me, "Too late."

Montefiore and Disraeli were at the harbor with words of encouragement, promising all kind of help, narrating stories about their travels in these parts. Disraeli approached me, he knows my poems and recited two by heart. He told me to be of good cheer, what do they have to lose but their chains? Montefiore, a giant of a man, and Disraeli, in his red waistcoat speaking with the help of translators to some of the departing Jews and Jewesses, sounded genuine. But they have been over there for a short time as honored guests with red carpets wherever they went. How will these poor wretches, Europe’s stepchildren, fare – pale, weak, so defenseless? Perhaps this is another desert generation and whatever hope there is rests with the next generation. But the odds are against them.

I went to bed with a heavy heart, not at all sure whether I had witnessed the last act of a long tragedy or the beginning of something wholly new.

Marx in London to Heine in Paris, January 1850.

[...] I share your misgivings. In fact I am certain nothing can come of this project. After so many centuries in the ghetto, the Jews are not capable of doing any constructive work. Degeneration has proceeded too far and lasted too long. You talk about new industries – but what and where? Weaving silk and carpets? The Persians are doing it better. There are no raw materials upon which new industries could be based in the Ottoman empire, except may be salt from the Dead Sea and that stinking substance called petroleum which is good for nothing except perhaps putting tar on our streets. [...]

[Via Arts & Letters Daily]

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The Adventure of the Missing Stocking

April 12th, 2008

The Adventure of the Missing Stocking, by The Writers of Lost:

The writers of the television series Lost1 take time out of their busy schedules to write this pastiche – the latest chapter in the adventures of Sherlock Holmes.

  1. For the record: no, it's not really written by Messrs Lindelof, Cuse, Goddard, Abrams et al.

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Laika

April 12th, 2008

Whatever became of Laika?

[Via perligata, posting in a comment thread at jwz]

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Find the Moon

April 11th, 2008

Look carefully: can you see the Moon in this picture?

(It took me a couple of minutes, even after reading the accompanying text telling me where to look.)

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Facebook's future

April 11th, 2008

The future of Facebook.

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Best. Sideboard. Ever!

April 10th, 2008

It would be a terrible shame to sully the most beautiful sideboard ever by actually storing things in or on it:

Created using ecologically safe paint (ELI ecolightinside), this "Fullmoon" sideboard furniture has the ability to "create special effects" in the dark. [...] The "Fullmoon" will be on-view at the SOHO temporary gallery in Milan during the "dEMOsign" exhibition April 18-20, 2008.

[Via FFFFOUND!]

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Save the redshirts

April 10th, 2008

On redshirt life expectancy:

Q: What factors could increase/decrease the survival rate of red-shirted crewmen?
Besides not getting involved in fights, which usually proved fatal, the crewmen could avoid beaming down to the planet's surface, which is inherent to their end. However, that could result in a court-martial for failure to obey orders.

Besides not beaming down, another factor that showed to increase the survival rate of the red-shirts was the nature of the relationship between the alien life and captain Kirk. When Captain Kirk meets an alien woman and "makes contact" the survival rate of the red-shirted crewmen increases by 84%. In fact, out of Captain Kirks' 24 "relationships" there were only three instances of red-shirt vaporization.

The caveat to this is when Captain Kirk not only meets the local alien women, but also starts a fight among alien locals. The combination of these events has led to the elimination of 4 crewmembers (3 red-shirts).

[Via kottke.org]

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Muxtape Recommendations

April 9th, 2008

Muxtape Recommendations takes your Last.fm user name and finds muxtapes that contain one or more of your favourite artists. It did a decent job of finding muxtapes I enjoyed – this one not only contained a couple of my all-time favourites, it prompted me to download a song I'd forgotten I'd intended to track down a few years ago.1

While I'm on the subject, I'm amazed that Muxtape is still up and running: I'd have thought the RIAA would have nuked the site from orbit by now.

[Via qwghlm]

  1. Beck's cover of Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometimes from the soundtrack to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

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Lost, found

April 9th, 2008

Matthew Baldwin has discovered the perverse appeal of Lost:

The Queen and I are halfway through season three of Lost and goddamn I love this show.

It's hard for me to admit because Lost is popular, and it's crucial to my self-image that I only enjoy television shows that hobble along for a season or three, unappreciated by the unwashed masses, before getting unceremoniously axed. Freaks & Geeks, Arrested Development, Firefly, and so forth. (We are going to conveniently ignore that I also liked The Sopranos, and that I laugh until my stomach hurts every time I stumble across AFHV …) And yet here I am, a Lost junkie, just like half of America.

Intellectually I recognize that the third season has all of the same problems of the first two: it shows us the trees, so to speak, and willfully ignores the forest. In other words, the creators of Lost have inverted the traditional mystery formula by making the clues themselves the focus of the show, instead of using them as an means to a end (the end being the solution of the central mystery). [...]

I dropped Lost at the end of season 2, partly because it was looking as if the writers were succumbing to the X-Files problem of having spun a web of clues without knowing how to string them together, but mostly because the UK broadcast rights to the show were bought by Sky TV. I saw a few stories about season 3's plot developments, but I wasn't tempted. It helped that last year brought a couple of new imported shows to enthuse over1.

A couple of weeks ago I spotted the season 3 DVD box set going for £35 and on a whim I decided that it was worth a look at that price. Eight episodes in two days later and I was hooked all over again. Upon reflection I could have done without spending quite so much time with the Others in those first half dozen episodes, but it didn't feel like a problem as I was watching them.2

I haven't had the chance to repeat that marathon DVD-viewing session and make my way towards the end of season 3, but I think it's safe to say that I will, and soon. It's also safe to say that I'm going to end up following the remainder of the show's run on DVD unless the writers do something egregiously stupid.3

  1. Namely Friday Night Lights and Heroes.
  2. I think it probably helped to see them is rapid succession. I can imagine that if I'd had to wait a week between episodes only to find that Sawyer and Kate were still breaking rocks and Jack was still sitting in that cell being uncooperative, all while who knew what was going on with the rest of the survivors back on the beach, I'd have been a bit peeved with the writers.
  3. Come 2010, once the writers have shown us where they were going with all these mysterious phenomena, I suspect that there will be a lot of people watching the show's entire run from start to finish to see all the clues we missed. Either that, or the production company's offices will be burned to the ground and the writers lynched by an angry mob of Lost fanatics who can't believe they led us a merry dance and blew it with a lame final reveal.

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Postcards From Yo Momma

April 7th, 2008

Why did nobody tell me about Postcards From Yo Momma? Pure gold:

Facebook
Please cleanup your facebook.  Sex, drugs, lesbian stuff, no religion.  People look at that before they hire you  – Pres. Bush gets reports about this stuff, too.  Listen to your mother — have a little common sense for goodness sake.  Have some Christian values!
 
Your mother

[Via Very Short List]

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