Heroes and Villains

May 11th, 2008

Five Minute Iron Man:

SCENE: Tony comes home, gets a cheeseburger and proceeds to send his company’s stocks diving faster than a GBU-500 when he announces he’s getting out of the weapons manufacturing business.

Obadiah Stane: Gee, thanks for killing the company.

Tony: No prob.

Obadiah: I hope you aren’t going hippy on me with that freaky medallion.

Tony: Nah, it’s just a miniature fusion plant.

Obabiah: On your chest?

Tony: Yup.

Obadiah: That you built with spare parts and an equipment shop that the Mythbusters would reject?

Tony: Yup.

Obadiah: I don’t suppose you’d consider doing something wild and crazy like, oh, I don’t know, selling it to power the entire free world!

Tony: Nah.

Obadiah: And people are going to call me the villain of this movie.

[Via James Nicoll’s LiveJournal]

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