Hellboy 2 Abridged

I really liked Hellboy II: The Golden Army, but that in no way diminished my enjoyment of the Abridged Script:

INT. BPRD HEADQUARTERS

The crew returns to headquarters with the PRINCESS, the final piece of the CROWN, and the map to the GOLDEN ARMY. But instead of doing anything to further the plot, Hellboy and Abe are DRINKING BEER and SINGING LOVE SONGS. No, I’M SERIOUS.

JONES
(wasted and slurring)
You really know women Ron. I can’t think of anyone better to give me love advice than a guy that doesn’t even know his gal is pregnant.

RON PERLMAN
Whaaaa?!?!

DOUG JONES
Oh nevermind. By the way, the Princess told me that the Prince is probably on his way now.

RON PERLMAN
Cool. Lets finish this six pack. It wouldn’t hurt if the audience started drinking too. The drunker the better.