iPod Femto

March 18th, 2009

Will the iPod Femto finally silence the doubters?

2020:
Apple: iPod femto: Size of a business card, but thinner. Direct neural interface. No charging, uranium battery last 5,000 years. Up to 500TB. iPhone X: Instantaneous, realtime language translation. Up to 20PB

Naysayers: Still no ogg. Should be 1PB. Neural interface is only in HD and not Extreme-HD. Should have used plutonium batteries that last 10,000 years. iPhone isn't 6G. Language translation only covers "major" languages and not Swahili. Still expensive.

[Via The Tao of Mac]

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2 Responses to “iPod Femto”

  1. Gary Farber Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 03:44

    Size of a business card! That's the dark ages!

    Should be size of a tiny bead, subcutaneously implanted, of course!

  2. Jonathan Smith Says:
    June 2nd, 2009 at 01:46

    It shouldn't even be a bead!
    That's sooo 1800's.

    should be hair thin, and implanted directly into the ears to save money on headphones.

    Catch up on the times, Steve.