December 5th, 2009
Courtesy of Marina Hyde, a peek inside Team Tiger's crisis room:
Gillette guy: [...] Can I get an idea of the facial scratches? Anyone? We always tell our ambassadors at spokesmodel school to scream: "Not the face! Please not the face!" at the first sign of any danger, so we feel it's important to get a handle on whether Tiger followed through on his training. But on the upside, that would be the only potential sticking point for us. We're not bothered about the rest. We saw David Beckham through a couple of, uh, metaphorical hydrant collisions.