One of God's favorite children

May 17th, 2011

Roseanne Barr on the TV Industry.

When the show went to No. 1 in December 1988, ABC sent a chocolate "1" to congratulate me. Guess they figured that would keep the fat lady happy – or maybe they thought I hadn't heard (along with the world) that male stars with No. 1 shows were given Bentleys and Porsches. So me and George Clooney [who played Roseanne Conner's boss for the first season] took my chocolate prize outside, where I snapped a picture of him hitting it with a baseball bat. I sent that to ABC.

… and …

I finally found the right lawyer to tell me what scares TV producers worse than anything – too late for me. What scares these guys – who think that the perks of success include humiliating and destroying the star they work for (read Lorre's personal attacks on Charlie Sheen in his vanity cards at the end of Two and a Half Men) – isn't getting caught stealing or being made to pay for that; it's being charged with fostering a "hostile work environment." If I could do it all over, I'd sue ABC and Carsey-Werner under those provisions. Hollywood hates labor, and hates shows about labor worse than any other thing. And that's why you won't be seeing another Roseanne anytime soon. Instead, all over the tube, you will find enterprising, overmedicated, painted-up, capitalist whores claiming to be housewives. But I'm not bitter.

[Via MetaFilter]

Tags for this entry ,

This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 17th, 2011 at 21:31. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

Comments are closed.