March 2nd, 2014

Surely this is satire:

Break Up Riots From Within

Tiltor is a novel reward system used by businesses and law enforcement agencies around the world to undermine, diffuse, and disrupt rioting behavior.

A New Kind of Reward

Rewards are good for many types of problems.

But a reward to stop a riot? That doesn't even sound possible! How can you tell what they did? Who gets the reward? Do you have to check EVERYONE'S contribution??

Clearly a traditional reward isn't going to squash a riot. Thankfully, Tiltor has developed a new kind of reward system specifically designed for rioting conditions. […]

Isn't it?

[Via Extenuating Circumstances]

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