'But then everybody started bothering him about his emotions and singing about loving him all the time and I lost interest.'

March 16th, 2014

Sherlock Reviews Musicals He Was Forced To Attend With His Parents:

The Phantom Of The Opera

Someone really ought to break it to the Phantom that if he listens closely, he can hear that Christine is in the early stages of developing vocal nodes, so he might not want to go through all this trouble to kidnap her if he's either going to have to pay for some expensive throat surgery or hold auditions for an entirely new "angel" in six months. Let us hope Christine has some typing skills or something to fall back on, for her sake.

And, let me say this: just because you've got an underground lair doesn't mean you must decorate it like you're Dracula running a bordello. I've seen some that are quite tasteful. I wouldn't be so indiscreet as to name names, but trust me, it's possible.

[Via Lazy Self-Indulgent Book Reviews]

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