May 31st, 2014
From Paul Ford's It Is Impossible to Believe How Mindblowing These Amazing New Jobs Are:
Are you a native full-stack visiongineer who lives to marketech platishforms? Then come work with us as an in-house NEOLOGIZER and reimaginatorialize the verbalsphere! If you are a slang-slinger who is equahome in brandegy and advertorial, a total expert in brandtech and techvertoribrand, and a first-class synergymnast, then this will be your rockupation! Throw ginfluence mingles and webutante balls, the world is your joyster. The percandidate will have at least five years working as a ideator and envisionary or equiperience.
A paragraph which inspired by far the best comment I've read today:
DAMMIT, WORDS MEAN THINGS