'Space,' it says, 'is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space, listen…'
July 17th, 2014
It's good to get a sense of perspective about the size of the human race's footprint in our home galaxy. One day we're going to have to apologise to the rest of the Milky Way's residents for inflicting Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Baywatch on them, but by the time anyone else notices the chances are there'll be nobody left on this planet who even knows who those people were.1
- Alternatively, by the time the alien fleet arrives to demand reparations EarthGov West is presided over by Emperor North West, XXIIrd of His Name, of the House of Kardashian and his Empress Lourdes Chelsea Bush. In which case, we'll deserve everything we're about to get. ↩