November 12th, 2013
Taxidermy done so horrible it is beautiful.
Nope, actually it's still horrible. With every new image that came into view as I scrolled down the page in that gallery, I burst out laughing, flinched or whimpered "Please, no more!"
Simultaneously, in some cases.
November 1st, 2013
Mouse vs Cracker. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll cheer our hero on as he refuses to give up on his quest:
June 22nd, 2013
Girl meets manatee at Seaworld, Orlando:
[Via fucktum, via FFFFOUND!]
August 4th, 2012
Stuff I learned on the internet today: Why you should give a square shit about wombats.
[Via MeFi user tempestuoso, commenting here]
June 25th, 2012
Why Aren't Cities Littered With Dead Pigeons? It turns out that the answer, in part, is … turtles.
Yes, there's a video. A deeply unsettling video, the memory of which is likely to keep me from getting to sleep tonight.
November 1st, 2011
The Law of Unintended Consequences was in full effect in Canada in 1923:
At 2:00am on Sunday, 15 April 1923, the "rule of the road" changed, in Nova Scotia. After this day, all traffic moves on the right-hand side of the road. Previously, automobiles, streetcars, horses, bicyclists, and all other vehicles and travellers adhered to the left-hand side of the road. [...]
[...] In Lunenburg County, 1923 is still known as The Year of Free Beef; the price of beef dropped precipitously because oxen which had been trained to keep to the left could not be retrained – oxen are notoriously slow-witted – and many teamsters had to replace their oxen with new ones trained to keep to the right; the displaced oxen were sent to slaughter.
[Via James Nicoll]
September 20th, 2011
Abroad: they do things differently there…
Swiss animal lover Priska Küng runs a kind of matchmaking agency — for lonely guinea pigs that have lost their partners. She lives with around 80 of the furry, squeaky little creatures, in addition to six cats, a number of rabbits, hamsters and mice in the village of Hadlikon, some 30 kilometers from Zürich.
Küng, 41, rents out her guinea pigs, a service that has been in high demand in the Alpine nation ever since animal welfare rules were tightened up a few years ago. Switzerland has forbidden people from keeping lone guinea pigs because the animals are sociable and need each other's company.
As a result, the sudden death of a guinea pig, shocking enough in itself, can also place the hapless owners outside the law if they only had two of the pets. [...]
[Via The Awl]
June 16th, 2011
June 9th, 2011
How can you not want to read an interview which includes the question…
When is fighting a lion not a matter of life or death?
… and the statement that …
[...] the lion will probably not let me punch its crotch.
[Via FP Passport]
March 15th, 2011
November 7th, 2010
ZooBorns. So much cuteness it hurts. (Some are less cute, but still interesting.)
May 19th, 2010
Who'd have thought that a baby panda could sneeze that loudly?
[Via James Nicoll]
February 19th, 2010
Coming to the extras disc of the next David Attenborough box set?
Moderator: Before we begin this panel discussion, I'd just like to say that it's always a pleasure to witness great artists collaborating together on film, and with this film in particular, the result was a remarkably profound experience. So without further ado, please welcome the stars of the film: Lion, Wildebeest, and the Hyenas.
Moderator: Lion, let's start with you. What did you see in this project that made you want to be a part of it?
Lion: When I learned that British Human Who Smells Like Ham was going to direct I immediately knew this was something I wanted to do. Whenever I get an opportunity to participate in what I believe will gratifying work, I leap at the chance.
November 17th, 2009
September 28th, 2009
This seems to be turning into Weird Creatures Week. Yesterday it was the freaky-looking leopard gecko, today it's the turn of the Spanish ribbed newt:
Like the X-Men's Wolverine extending his claws, the Spanish ribbed newt slashes through itself with its sharp rib bones to create defensive spines, according to a new study.
Now I'm afraid to look at the internet tomorrow, for fear of what hideous, spiny creature I'm going to read about next…
September 27th, 2009
Is it just me, or does this newly-discovered variety of leopard gecko look like something that should be starring in a low-budget horror movie?
You know the sort of film: in the opening scene, some luckless bastard with very few lines stumbles on their lair and before he can react he finds himself buried under a swarm of carnivorous reptiles.
Next thing you know, they've acquired a taste for human blood and a wave of them is sweeping down on the nearest town…
September 14th, 2009
The biter bit.
It's the surprised expression on the dog's face that does for me every time…