Solar-powered cats

March 8th, 2015

Time-Lapse Sun-cats.

[Via The Kid Should See This]

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Watch the ray cats

May 14th, 2014

This week's 99% Invisible podcast discussed recent efforts to figure out how to warn our great-to-the-Nth grandchildren about the risks of nuclear waste being stored at the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant, given the distinct possibility that language will have drifted over the course of 10,000 years to the point where a sign saying 'DANGER: Radioactive waste!' may not be understood.

The most hands-down 99pi favorite solution, though, didn't come from the WIPP brainstorm – rather, it came out of the Human Interference Task Force, a similar panel that was pulled together in 1981 for the now-defunct Yucca Mountain project. It was proposed by two philosophers, Françoise Bastide and Paolo Fabbri.

Bastide and Fabbri came to the conclusion that the most durable thing that humanity has ever made is culture: religion, folklore, belief systems. They may morph over time, but an essential message can get pulled through over millennia. They proposed that we genetically engineer a species of cat that changes color in the presence of radiation, which would be released into the wild to serve as living Geiger counters. Then, we would create folklore and write songs and tell stories about these "ray cats," the moral being that when you see these cats change colors, run far, far away.

Makes you wonder if there's some bit of puzzling animal behaviour going on all around us right now about which the folklore has failed to be passed down or got distorted. Instead of pointing and laughing at all those Animals Sucking at Jumping as it becomes clear what terrible, long-forgotten threat they were trying to warn us about?

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Obviously, the dog needs drones!

May 2nd, 2014

The next six months will be crucial…1

It's now been around six months since we introduced Molly, the new cat, to the household. We were told at the rescue centre that one of her main personality traits was an abiding hatred of all other cats, without distinction. Observing her adventures in the neighborhood, we have found this to be true.

We can add that she tolerates humans and dislikes dogs intensely, in particular our dog, Katie. Since Katie is a Jack Russell accustomed to leading the non-human hierarchy in the house and jealous of any attention paid by resident humans to other animals, this has made life interesting. In fact, our house has become the contested territory in a four legged combat that bears quite a remarkable resemblance to a classic Maoist People's War, with cat and dog as insurgent and regime respectively. […]

  1. Credit where credit's due: post title borrowed wholesale from this comment, link text from this one.

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Animals Sucking at Jumping

March 12th, 2014

Animals Sucking at Jumping caused me to laugh so hard I neglected to breathe.

For some reason, watching all those cats fail to stick a landing didn't worry me one bit, but seeing horses and rabbits and racoons do the same left me wishing there was a 'No animals were hurt…' notice to reassure me at the end of each video.1

Oh, and for the record, I reckon this cat knew exactly what he was doing:

Soft landing

[Via MetaFilter]

  1. Is it because cats are haughty aliens who don't care about humans so why should I care about them, or just that cats always land safely, if not necessarily gracefully?

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I wonder how many lives he has left…

December 6th, 2013

Sick fearless bastard.

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Poor thing

October 29th, 2013

Poor cat

[Via Schlock Mercenary]

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'Pay attention to the cat.' Not that they ever do.

July 17th, 2013

Feline ennui, in French: Henri 2, Paw de Deux

[Via Memex 1.1]

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One badass tortoise

June 12th, 2013

Beware the teenage(?) mutant ninja turtle tortoise:

Quite a turn of speed there at the end as he chases the cat down the corridor.

[Via More Words, Deeper Hole]

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Essential Design Principles for Felines

April 1st, 2013

Jakob Nielsen's Alertbox: April 1, 2013 Mobile Usability for Cats: Essential Design Principles for Felines

Other findings:

  • Rapid double and triple taps are common among felines, especially kittens; any response from a multi-tap should be even faster/louder/blinkier than from a single tap.


  • Swiping is expected to work from any and every direction, so ensure that your targets are extra responsive and include corresponding sounds.
  • Animation is especially important, including blinking. In fact, if your site or app doesn't animate, it's pretty much useless.
    • This is a revolutionary finding, considering that blinking has been contraindicated in web design ever since it was #3 on the list of top-10 design mistakes of 1996.
  • A sensory-activated "pause mode" is highly suggested, as nearly half the cats randomly stopped what they were doing to lie down on their devices and stretch, nap, or self-groom for extended periods before resuming their tasks.

[Via MetaFilter]

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444 is adorable

December 14th, 2011

HTTP Status Cats.1

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  1. To do: edit WordPress configuration to include local copies of the appropriate images in error pages.

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"The future of the internet is cats…"

October 9th, 2011

Kittywood Studios: this explains so much.

[Via James Nicoll]

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The Year of 'G'

July 27th, 2011

I did not know that:1

French law requires that a purebred dog or cat – that is, an animal belonging to one of the breeds listed in the Livre des origines français or the Livre officiel des origins felines – be given a name beginning with a prescribed letter of the alphabet, determined by the year of its birth, rather like the way British car registration plates used to be organised. The alphabetised system began in 1926, with Z omitted. In 1972 the Commission Nationale d'Amélioration Génétique further regularised the system, and K, Q, W, X and Y were also taken out of contention. […]

  1. #376 in an ongoing series.

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Einstein was a cat person

January 25th, 2011

Ten Obscure Factoids Concerning Albert Einstein:

10. His Cat Suffered Depression

Fond of animals, Einstein kept a housecat which tended to get depressed whenever it rained. Ernst Straus recalls him saying to the melancholy cat: "I know what's wrong, dear fellow, but I don't know how to turn it off."

[Via Interconnected]

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'The Box'

August 23rd, 2010

Simon's Cat in 'The Box'.

(Previously. And again.)


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Cats as damage

March 16th, 2010

The internet1 treats sleeping cats as damage, and routes around them. Just ask Tim Bray, enjoying an evening pottering around writing an application for his phone:

Eventually, Ant built my Android app out of 14 lines of Duby, and I needed the USB cable so I could ship it to the phone. The phone was handy but the USB cable was across the room, and my elderly female cat has earned a few evenings of undisturbed lap time.

Then I remembered that my laptop has a Web server and my phone was on the same home LAN, so I copied the .apk over to /Library/WebServer/Documents/whatever.apk and did an ifconfig -a | grep 192 to find my address and then pointed the phone's browser at The phone installed the app, I proved to myself that it worked, and did some further enjoyable tinkering, all while routing round the cat.

Alternatively, as per a comment on that post, this may have been just one more manifestation of the Cat Gravity theory.

  1. Pedants will note that Tim Bray was slinging files around on his home network, not on the internet proper. They'd be right, but 'Tim Bray's home intranet treats sleeping cats as damage' didn't fit the original quotation as neatly so I fudged it. Sue me!


Surprised Kitty

November 27th, 2009

17 seconds of concentrated cuteness.1

[Via Chocolate and Vodka]

  1. Yes, it's a kitten video. An awesomely cute kitten video. And your point is…?

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September 14th, 2009

The biter bit.

It's the surprised expression on the dog's face that does for me every time…

[Via GromBlog]

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Cat-swinging for beginners

May 31st, 2009

Sage advice from Robert Brady:

If one is swinging a cat with any sense of urgency, one should ideally have a short stiff cat and a large target.

Yes, there is a story behind that line.

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Look out, Agent Sniff's about

May 13th, 2009

The playground pile-on from The Matrix Reloaded, reenacted by puppies!

[Via Making Light: Particles]

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If Housepets Were Libertarians

May 4th, 2009

If Housepets Were Libertarians.

[Via The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century]

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