'Everybody locate a pair of buttocks'

September 6th, 2011

Agreeing to this cuddle workshop was a terrible mistake:

I've never been a hugger. As far as I'm concerned, the words "hello" and "goodbye" are perfectly valid ways to tell people that you've a) arrived and b) decided to leave. Smooshing your bodies together on top of that seems like overkill.

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