Now open: The 9th Annual webgoddess Oscar Contest. This year's prize is…

[...] a pair of custom-made, one-of-a-kind Black Swan and White Swan ballerina sock monkeys! One is beautiful, pure, and repressed; the other is totes sexy-crazy. They might just be my best sock creations yet. (However, I disclaim all responsibility if you use them to act out the movie and then it drives you insane.)

Just in time for the Oscars: Honest movie titles.

[Via Orbyn]

Once again, it's time for the web-goddess Oscar Contest.

This year's prize is a Sparkly Emo Vampire Sockmonkey Playset¹ – how can you not enter?

1. With added Buffy Anne Summers. Which, let's face it, would be even more fun than this. ↩

Nick Hornby discovers that being nominated for an Oscar isn't all about hanging out with George Clooney:

There is, it turns out, a lot of paperwork associated with an Oscar nomination. Yesterday we had to sign a form promising that we wouldn't sell our statuettes; [...]

It's sock-puppet time again: the Seventh Annual Web-Goddess Oscar Contest is open for business.