Not approved by the Warsaw Tourist Board

July 30th, 2009

Maciej Cegłowski describes the Polish constabulary in action:

If you are ever, ever in Warsaw, I highly recommend you flag down a passing cop car and tell them you've been assaulted. You will meet with a kind of unconditional acceptance and emotional support that I didn't know could be found outside one's immediate family. The police will also go apeshit and run around with guns and screaming sirens in a way that very few families do, and for the police it's perfectly legal. I was lucky enough to flag down an entire van full of Warsaw's finest, and they immediately shouted for me to climb in and tell them which way to go. No invasive questions about who I was, no skepticism of any kind, not even questions about what had happened – just an instant desire to kick hooligan ass.

"I was assaulted by four guys just past that bridge!" I yelled when I got in the van. I barely had time to get my foot off the pavement before we were shooting down the highway in the wrong direction, sirens blaring, shotguns skittering around on the floor.

"MOTHERFUCKERS!" yelled the driver. "MOTHERFUCKING COCK FUCKING SONS OF MOTHERFUCKING BITCHES!"

Believe me, the story gets better from that point onwards…

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QotW

April 12th, 2009

Quote of the week, from a conservative councillor from Poznan by the name of Michal Grzes:

We didn't pay 37 million zlotys for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there.

[Via FP Passport]

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