September 14th, 2011
9. [Shortly after we were married my husband told me that he'd never wanted to marry a beautiful woman because she would attract too much attention, so I:] "truly fit the bill."
11. [Boyfriend of three years, when I was crying hysterically because I had just found out my mother was on a life-support machine across the country and I was asking him to come home and comfort me:] "Well, what good would me coming home do? You're just going to cry. I'm drinking with my friends, I haven't seen them in a while." [A while = two weeks.]
27. "I wonder when you're going to start actually looking pregnant. You just keep getting wider."