November 26th, 2014
Paul Ford's One Day, I Will Die on Mars:
I am living a nightmare before lunchtime. First, the sofa delivery people gave me a window of 7 AM to 7 PM, so I'm a prisoner in my own apartment. Second, worse, I am out of cat food, and in consequence my beloved companion Squee has, under the duress of feline starvation, started a brutal ankle-biting campaign. I do not blame him. For Squee, bless his tortoiseshell heart, is a Cat Most Special with Issues of Digestion, and, to maintain his sleek coat and sterling disposition, must only ever eat cat food of great expense, and I am out of it. Simple, you say! Just buy some food! But I cannot leave this abode for fear of missing the sofa. Also: The very smallest bag of said food is a full eighteen ounces too heavy for micro-delivery, which means hand-delivery on a major surge day. And so I have to spend All The Money to get cat food hand-Ubered or risk not obtaining my sofa. My ankles are suffering, friends. I look forward to the healing balm of your supportive replies.
I am Uber. I searched along the many predefined vertices within my system and I found the exact cat food at many warehouses within the New York City area. I knew my node of destination and many potential nodes of departure; I needed now to find an optimal revenue path. […]
August 8th, 2014
Did you ever wish you could just transform any text anywhere on the Internet with "I am Groot"?
Of course you did. Or should.
For what it's worth, I keep seeing people say that Guardians of the Galaxy came out a bit like a Marvel Cinematic Universe version of Firefly/Serenity. Seems to me that it's a much closer match for Farscape:
- A human hero a long way from home…
- Who gradually forms a familial bond with a bunch of alien prisoners…
- Chasing / being chased round a big old universe full of colourful characters…
- Our Hero keeps on spouting pop culture references and figures of speech that are lost on his companions…
- Swagger. Lots and lots of swagger.
I'll freely acknowledge that four seasons of TV gave Rockne S O'Bannon and friends way more scope to develop their characters than James Gunn and co. had, but even so I've got to say that Scorpius (and Harvey) was a much more fun villain than Ronan The Accuser or Thanos.
[Via The Dissolve]
June 11th, 2014
MeFi user zabuni neatly sums up why some of us have read enough Cory Doctorow novels to last us a lifetime, even if we broadly agree with the political points his books make about the uses and abuses of technology:
I once mocked Doctorow, and said that he wrote EFF fan fiction, he then had his main character (in the sequel to LB) meet the founders of EFF:
At Burning Man.
While playing a game of DnD with them.
DM'ed by Wil Wheaton.
I had to literally say, out loud, "For Fuck's Sake!" to that. […]
April 26th, 2014
Robin Sloan has noticed something interesting about Amazon's 'Manage Your Kindle' web service:
If you own one of Amazon's e-readers, there's a good chance you've accessed the "Manage Your Kindle" page at some point. […]
Do you notice anything strange about that URL? […]
What's fiona? An acronym, perhaps. Functional… Internet-Oriented… Native… Application? File I/O Network Access?
No. It's not a what but a who […]
As it happens I rarely use the web page to manage my Kindle so that's my excuse for not having noticed this before now and I'm sticking to it!
April 21st, 2014
Back in 2012 I posted about an Indiegogo project I'd backed to film an adaptation of a Ken MacLeod short story. I'd forgotten all about it, until earlier this evening when I found myself watching Scattered and realised that there was a reason this story seemed so familiar.
MacLeod's short story works rather nicely as a short film, I think. It'd be good to see someone try The Execution Channel or Descent one day. Not as shorts, obviously. But they'd be easier to film cheaply than the MacLeod adaptation I'd really like to see, of the Fall Revolution series.
[Via Pop Loser]
April 2nd, 2014
It's entirely possible that Luc Besson's Lucy, a story of an unwilling drug mule who inadvertently gets dosed with the contents of her package and finds herself gaining what amount to superpowers – will be completely terrible. Goodness knows, the man is a phenomenally uneven director. But then consider how much stylish, pulpy fun his best work has given the world…
.. and contemplate this trailer, and the cast involved …
… and tell me that doesn't look like a pretty fun way to spend a couple of hours of your time.
I know, Besson's best work is mostly back in the 1990s (though I really enjoyed The Extraordinary Adventures… when I finally caught up with it last year) and Morgan Freeman's presence in a film isn't exactly an infallible sign of a quality product, but still. This may not be good, but it sure looks like good fun.
[Via The Dissolve (again!)]
April 2nd, 2014
Good news from Hollywood: Amy Adams In Talks To Star In Alien Movie 'Story Of Your Life'…
[…] Amy Adams is in early talks to team with Prisoners helmer Denis Villeneuve on Story Of Your Life, the sci-fi thriller based on a short story by Ted Chiang, a top contemporary author in the genre. Scripted by Eric Heisserer, the thriller takes place after alien crafts land around the world. An expert linguist is recruited by the military to determine whether they come in peace or are a threat. As she learns to communicate with the aliens, she begins experiencing vivid flashbacks that become the key to unlocking the greater mystery about the true purpose of their visit.
Two important points to keep in mind. First, Ted Chiang's story is a lot more interesting and unconventional than that summary makes it sound. Second, the role Adams is up for would suit her down to the ground. If the screenwriter and director can translate Chiang's story into something that works on screen, Amy Adams could absolutely find herself finally picking up that elusive Best Actress Oscar.
Or, alternatively, this one goes back into development hell six months from now, Amy Adams gets her reward for another performance, and Ted Chiang never gets to become a household name.
[Via The Dissolve]
March 6th, 2014
Philip Sandifer's meditation on what The Day of the Doctor tells us about the differing ways Russell T Davies and Steven Moffat see the Doctor is quite fascinating:
As with many fan debates on Tumblr, the immediate fallout of The Day of the Doctor had no shortage of straw men, with people angrily reacting against points that never actually got made. (See also the "legions" of fans who aren't going to watch Peter Capaldi because he's old and unattractive.) Still, there's an interesting fault line that opens up in the question of just how much of a retcon The Day of the Doctor is – one that is revealing in terms of the sorts of details that each argument prioritizes.
Once I've caught up on the comments on his post, I'm going to have to rewatch TDOTD at least one more time and have a think about all this. Good stuff.
[Via The Great Escapism]
February 8th, 2014
Jim Munroe's short film Just Ella features "perhaps the first cinematic example of autocomplete used for a dramatic reveal." And yet it's still worth watching:
February 1st, 2014
James R Harris has constructed a Periodic Table of Storytelling and it is awesome.
December 21st, 2013
December 15th, 2013
Reading Issue 1 of Itty Bitty Orphan Black's Marvel Babies-style prequel to Orphan Black, I'm torn between thinking how nicely the cartoonist has captured Lil' Cosima, Sarah, Helena and Alison and remembering that according to season 1 of the show they didn't know one another existed when they met as adults so how the hell could they all have gone to school together! I'm trying hard to let the former reaction win out.
If you missed Orphan Black then it's well worth catching up on, not just for Tatiana Maslany's amazing performances as about half of the main cast, but also for the way they kept on piling up the complications across the entire first season and teased so many potentially fun plots for season 2. Please let the writers not screw it up in season 2 by losing control of their plot.
[Via The A.V. Club]
November 22nd, 2013
Benjamin Rosenbaum has posted a sharp, blackly amusing short story about how Facebook's users and software developers would react to a zombie plague breaking out, called Feature Development for Social Networking.
Nice work, even though you just know this story isn't destined to end well for any of the characters.
November 2nd, 2013
October 24th, 2013
If only his TARDIS had a working chameleon circuit, his other time machine could be a DeLorean too…
[Via fuck yeah, science fiction!]
September 3rd, 2013
It's a terrible shame to hear that Frederik Pohl has died at the age of 93. One of the last of that generation of writers and editors and fans who defined the genre of science fiction in the middle part of the last century, he certainly shaped my view of what science fiction was as I started working my way through the Science Fiction section of my local library some forty years ago. Pohl, Clarke, Asimov, Heinlein, Norton – not a bad introduction to the genre.
Satisfying as Pohl's late burst of creativity in the late 1970s and 1980s was, when he wrote Man Plus and Gateway I can't help but wonder if in the long run Pohl will be remembered as much for his influence on the field as an editor. I mean, this is the man who published the stories of Cordwainer Smith (not to mention coming up with the titles for some of those strange, strange stories of scanners and Norstrilia and The Game of Rat and Dragon). That has to count for something, doesn't it?
July 6th, 2013
Every time I watch Trailer #3 for Pacific Rim I end up with a big, goofy grin on my face.
What can I say? There's just something about that scene towards the end of the trailer where a giant robot strides purposefully down a city street, dragging behind it a large ship that it plans to use as a club in order to knock seven bells out of the giant monster approaching from the other end of the street just gets me every time.
I don't for a single moment imagine that Pacific Rim is going to be nominated for any Oscars for acting, or for the screenplay, or even for Guillermo del Toro's direction. I do firmly believe that Pacific Rim is going to provide more fun per minute spent in the cinema than anything else I see this summer.
June 2nd, 2013
My favourite comment from the MetaFilter thread about Matt Smith leaving Doctor Who:
Tilda Swinton cannot be the next Doctor. I think there's a rule against casting an actual citizen of Gallifrey.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 12:38 AM on June 2
May 28th, 2013
A Twitter bug report pivots into a spooky little science fiction story:
Subject: Twitter API returning results that do not respect arrow of time.
This will take some explaining.
It started as an afternoon hacking project with your Twitter API. […]
[Via nielsenhayden.com Sidelights]
May 13th, 2013
Coming soon: The Congress, a film inspired by Stanislaw Lem's The Futurological Congress. The trailer looks intriguing:
Judging by comments I've read the trailer doesn't give the impression that it's a particularly faithful adaptation, which may or may not be a problem. If we're really lucky it'll turn out like when Ridley Scott adapted Philip K. Dick. If we're unlucky, it'll end up more like Lee Tamahori or Christian Duguay.