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March 30th, 2014

An Open Letter From a Death Star Architect:

Over the past week, I've gotten a lot of guff from people I considered to be friends and colleagues about how my "shoddy" design would be the downfall of our entire government. [...]

[Via fuck yeah, science fiction!]

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All this for $0.99 (or £0.69 in the UK)

February 9th, 2013

I read not one but two pretty good pieces today on the practicalities of developing software. I'm not a software developer by any stretch of the imagination1 but I have just enough of a programmer's mindset to appreciate the amount of effort it takes to think through all the little bits and pieces that make a bit of software usable as well as functional:

  • Hilton Lipschitz has made multiple posts exploring the decisions he made in designing his app TimeToCall. He covers the whole process, from his having the idea to write an app to help users arrange telephone conferences across time zones, right up to the point of polishing minor but important user interface details about translating the phrases used in the Japanese language localisation of the app without breaking his user interface.
  • Mark Bernstein posted a piece describing the amount of thought that had to be put into adding a tab bar to Tinderbox. This is more focussed on a single user interface element than the Lipschitz piece: multiply the number of design considerations Bernstein describes for his one feature by the number of steps in the project Lipschitz recounts and you start to realise just how many decisions go into the making of even a comparatively simple application.

Neither article is aimed solely at programmers by any means – Lipschitz and Bernstein both explain in plain English the problems they're trying to resolve and the pros and cons of the different approaches they considered, so I think even people who've never written a line of code in their life will have no problem following either post.

One more, unrelated thing (courtesy of Hilton Lipschitz's Twitter feed). If you have access to a command line, go to it right now and type either tracert 216.81.59.173 (if you're running Windows) or traceroute 216.81.59.173 (for the rest of us.) Then watch and wait…

[Hilton Lipschitz posts via Brett Terpstra. I'm afraid I can't remember where I saw a link to Mark Bernstein's post.]

  1. I'm barely a programmer at all. At home, I hack together unholy combinations of shell scripts, Applescripts and Automator actions in an attempt to knock some rough edges off my workflows. At work I make life a little simpler by doing mildly complicated things with data in Excel and VBA and occasionally Access, but this isn't part of the job description.

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Machete Order

February 28th, 2012

I've seen any number of links over the last few days to The Star Wars Saga: Suggested Viewing Order but only got round to reading it today.

I've got to admit, his argument makes a hell of a lot of sense.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

If you're thinking of introducing a youngling to the Star Wars saga, you owe it to yourself – and to them – to consider what this man says.

Don't let your loved ones' first memories of Star Wars be sullied by the presence of Jar-Jar Binks. Or midichlorians. Or trade disputes. Or Jake Lloyd.

[Via The Tao of Mac]

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Heh…

September 16th, 2011

Alderaan shot first!

[Via Daring Fireball]

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'They keep getting blown up.'

September 12th, 2011

Lt. Col. Dan Ward, USAF urges military procurement professionals to heed the lessons of the Death Stars:

The truth is, Death Stars are about as practical as a metal bikini. Sure, they look cool, but they aren't very sensible. Specifically, Death Stars can't possibly be built on time or on budget, require pathological leadership styles and, as we've noted, keep getting blown up. Also, nobody can build enough of them to make a real difference in the field.

The bottom line: Death Stars are unaffordable. Whether we're talking about a fictional galaxy far, far away or the all too real conditions here on Planet Earth, a Death Star program will cost more than it is worth. The investment on this scale is unsustainable and is completely lost when a wamp-rat-hunting farmboy takes a lucky shot. When one station represents the entire fleet (or even 5 percent of the fleet), we've put too many eggs in that basket and are well on our way to failing someone for the last time.

The answer isn't to build more, partly because we can't and partly because the underlying concept is so critically flawed. Instead of building Death Stars, we should imitate the most successful technology in the saga: R2-D2.

[Via MetaFilter]

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'Echo station 3-T-8, we have spotted Imperial walkers.'

July 4th, 2011

It would appear that an Imperial probe droid has located Greenpeace's secret base on Hoth:

Greenpeace spokeswoman Leila Dean says in a statement: "Almost two million people have already watched our campaign ad, which is a light hearted way of telling the truth about Volkswagen and their opposition to climate change laws. The film has been hugely successful having been shared more than any other advert in the last 24 hours. We're disappointed that it has been taken down and we're hoping it's just a case of some rogue droids and that many more people will be able to watch the film soon."

(Previously.)

[Via @flminiblog]

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The Dark Side

June 29th, 2011

Greenpeace want us to know that Volkswagen has gone over to the Dark Side.1

[Via Pop Loser]

  1. In case you missed it, the advert being parodied can be found here.

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Lord Vader declared that 'justice has been done'

May 11th, 2011

Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says – Galactic Empire Times:

Obi-Wan Kenobi's demise is a defining moment in the stormtrooper-led fight against terrorism, a symbolic stroke affirming the relentlessness of the pursuit of those who turned against the Empire at the end of the Clone Wars. What remains to be seen, however, is whether it galvanizes Kenobi's followers by turning him into a martyr or serves as a turning of the page in the war against the Rebel Alliance and gives further impetus to Emperor Palpatine to step up Stormtrooper recruitment.

In an earlier statement issued to the press, Kenobi boasted that striking him down could make him "more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

[Via Ghost in the Machine]

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Life begins on the other side of despair

April 26th, 2011

Existential Star Wars (In French). Très bon.

[Via Pop Loser]

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Galactic Empire State of Mind

April 23rd, 2011

For the record, I prefer CollegeHumor's Galactic Empire State of Mind to the Jay-Z/Alicia Keys original.

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J'ai un très mauvais sentiment sur ce …

March 29th, 2011

Ceci n'est pas une lune. Classy.

[Via the inside of my brain]

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Chewie and Han

February 23rd, 2011

Chris Wahl's Chewie and Han T-shirt: a classic.

[Via acedog007]

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Emperor Lieberman has dissolved the Council permanently

December 4th, 2010

Translation from PR-speak to Star-Wars-speak of Selected Portions of Amazon's Message Regarding Their Termination of Wikileaks an an AWS Customer:

Amazon Web Services (AWS) rents computer infrastructure on a self-service basis.

I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

AWS does not pre-screen its customers, but it does have terms of service that must be followed.

Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements.

[...]

[FX: Applause]

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The real revenge of the Sith

September 30th, 2010

Darth Vader's portaloo.

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Cue dreadful pun in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

July 13th, 2010

I feel a disturbance in the horse…

(Hang on: doesn't Vader usually hold his light sabre in that hand? No wonder the horse looks so surprised.)

[Via jwz]

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"I recognized your foul stench the moment I was brought on board."

November 22nd, 2009

Summarize your sex life with a Star Wars quote.

[Via jwz]

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These are not the hoodies you're looking for

September 19th, 2009

Tesco's corporate communications department earned their money this week.

Daniel Jones, also known by his Jedi name Morda Hehol, was asked to leave a Tesco store after he refused to remove his hood. He's claiming that the tenets of his religion require him to wear a hood in public, as thus Tesco breached his right to religious freedom. The firm's response:

Tesco said: "He hasn't been banned. Jedis are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood.

"If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."

Nicely done, though if it were up to me I'd have dropped that last line. Ending on the implication that perhaps Morda Hehol is a Sith would have been much better IMHO. But then, I suppose the firm felt it just had to remind us all that they have lots of special offers. You know, just in case we'd all forgotten that Tesco are a supermarket chain.1

[Via Feeling Listless Miniblog]

  1. But then, perhaps they just knew that nitpickers all over the internet would pick up on this, and in writing about it would inevitably end up repeating the point that Tesco really want to get across, i.e. that Tesco stores have lots of special offers. Strong in the Dark Side, these communications professionals are…

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Must be this tall to ride

May 1st, 2009

If you visit a Star Wars weekend you can get a taste of the Dark Side.

(From this collection of posters produced by Disney as a promotional tool.)

[Via Movieline]

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They find our lack of faith disturbing …

March 3rd, 2009

The Force Skeptics Page:

Despite their claims of great powers, the members of the Jedi Order can do nothing that can't be accomplished by common stage magicians using mundane props. Darth Vader's sad devotion to that ancient religion did not help him conjure up the stolen data tapes, or give him clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fortress. The existence of the Force has never been objectively demonstrated and, conveniently enough for the Jedi, supposedly "cannot" be objectively demonstrated. One simply is expected to "believe."

[Via MetaFilter]

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"Lather up with Leia and you'll feel like a Princess yourself."

December 9th, 2008

Carrie Fisher remembers making Star Wars:

Even now, many years later, people are still asking me if I knew Star Wars was going to be that big a hit. Yes, of course I knew. We all knew.

The only one who didn't was the director, George Lucas. We kept it from him because we wanted to see what his face looked like when it changed expression.

Not only was he virtually expressionless in those days, but he also hardly talked at all. His only two directions in the first film were 'faster' and 'more intense'.

Shortly after I arrived, he gave me this unbelievably idiotic hairstyle. He said in his little voice: 'Well, what do you think of it?'

I was terrified I was going to be fired for being too fat, so I said: 'I love it.' Yeah, right.

[...]

I weighed about 105lb at the time but carried about 50 of those in my face.

So you know what a good idea would be? Give me a hairstyle that further widens my already wide face.

Her anecdotes in the same extract about growing up as the offspring of celebrity parents are really funny; I might have to keep an eye out for her new autobiography when it comes out in paperback.

[Via #!/usr/bin/girl]

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