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	<title>Sore Eyes &#187; twitter</title>
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		<title>She&#039;d know.</title>
		<link>http://soreeyes.org/archive/2011/09/22/shed-know/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 22:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Best. @Reply. Ever?. [Via @davepell]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Twitter / @mia_farrow: @SarahKSilverman tried tha ..." href="https://twitter.com/#!/mia_farrow/status/116243387086147584">Best. @Reply. Ever?</a>.</p>
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<span class="via">[Via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/davepell/status/116296468112998400">@davepell</a>]</span></p>
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		<title>@MayorEmanuel</title>
		<link>http://soreeyes.org/archive/2011/02/24/mayoremanuel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 23:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The fake @MayorEmanuel Twitter feed looks set to become a classic of the genre: [It's the day before the mayoral election in Chicago. Infamously short-tempered former Obama White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel is preparing to make one last push in his bid to succeed Mayor Daley...] Let's just keep the motherfucking coffee coming, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The fake <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/mayoremanuel">@MayorEmanuel</a> Twitter feed looks set to become a <a title="The Two Mayors « Snarkmarket" href="http://snarkmarket.com/2011/6668">classic of the genre</a>:</p>
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<p><em>[It's the day before the mayoral election in Chicago. Infamously short-tempered former Obama White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel is preparing to make one last push in his bid to succeed Mayor Daley...]</em></p>
<p>Let's just keep the motherfucking coffee coming, non-fucking stop.</p>
<p style="text-align:right">MayorEmanuel<br />
  February 21, 2011 at 14:31</p>
<p>When I run for reelection, I'm having a motherfucking hand-shaking robot built.</p>
<p style="text-align:right">MayorEmanuel<br />
  February 21, 2011 at 15:01</p>
<p>Carl the Intern and Axelrod are directing the InterCorps from <em>"the command center"</em>&#8211;a laptop and a map in the backseat of the fucking Civic.</p>
<p style="text-align:right">MayorEmanuel<br />
  February 21, 2011 at 16:02</p>
<p>Asked Carl how things were going, and he said <em>"In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight."</em> The fuck does that mean?</p>
<p style="text-align:right">MayorEmanuel<br />
  February 21, 2011 at 16:05</p>
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<p>Then, come election day, things went in a very unexpected (and hugely entertaining) direction. <a title="The Two Mayors « Snarkmarket" href="http://snarkmarket.com/2011/6668">Read on&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>Twittering</title>
		<link>http://soreeyes.org/archive/2010/05/25/twittering/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 22:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The twitterverse according to jwz.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="jwz - AT LAST I can buy a poster of the most influential twitterers!" href="http://jwz.livejournal.com/1239804.html">The twitterverse</a> according to jwz.</p>
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		<title>A firestorm in 140 characters</title>
		<link>http://soreeyes.org/archive/2009/04/14/a-firestorm-in-140-characters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meg Pickard's post about AmazonFAIL is far and away the sanest, most balanced account I've read of the whole sorry affair. There's a great deal to be learned from this fiasco; not just for Amazon, but also by users1 of social media. Where 'users' means both those posting messages and those reading and reacting to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meg Pickard's post about <a title="Twitter | Search | #amazonfail" href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23amazonfail">AmazonFAIL</a> is far and away the <a title=" Spreading like wildfire: Twitter, Amazon and the social media mob - meish dot org: life, unfolding" href="http://meish.org/2009/04/14/spreading-like-wildfire-twitter-amazon-and-the-social-media-mob/">sanest, most balanced account I've read</a> of the whole sorry affair.</p>
<p>There's a great deal to be learned from this fiasco; not just for Amazon, but also by users<sup><a href="http://soreeyes.org/archive/2009/04/14/a-firestorm-in-140-characters/#footnote_0_4879" id="identifier_0_4879" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="Where &amp;#8216;users&amp;#8217; means both those posting messages and those reading and reacting to them.">1</a></sup> of social media.</p>
<ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_4879" class="footnote">Where 'users' means both those posting messages and those reading and reacting to them.</li></ol>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The Grauniad, 140 characters at a time</title>
		<link>http://soreeyes.org/archive/2009/04/01/the-grauniad-140-characters-at-a-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twitter switch for Guardian, after 188 years of ink: [Celebrated Guardian editor] CP Scott would have warmly endorsed this &#8211; his well-known observation 'Comment is free but facts are sacred' is only 36 characters long, a spokesman said in a tweet that was itself only 135 characters long. Almost as good an April Fool as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Twitter switch for Guardian, after 188 years of ink | Media | The Guardian " href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/apr/01/guardian-twitter-media-technology">Twitter switch for Guardian, after 188 years of ink</a>:</p>
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<q>[Celebrated Guardian editor] CP Scott would have warmly endorsed this &#8211; his well-known observation 'Comment is free but facts are sacred' is only 36 characters long,</q> a spokesman said in a tweet that was itself only 135 characters long.
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<p>Almost as good an April Fool as the notion that Alan Shearer is Newcastle United's new manager.<sup><a href="http://soreeyes.org/archive/2009/04/01/the-grauniad-140-characters-at-a-time/#footnote_0_4850" id="identifier_0_4850" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="What?!?">1</a></sup></p>
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<span class="via">[Via <a href="http://delicious.com/Qwghlm/aprilfools">Qwghlm</a>]</span></p>
<ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_4850" class="footnote"><em><a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=%22alan%20shearer%22%20%22april%20fool%22" title="'alan shearer' 'april fool' - Google Search">What?!?</a></em></li></ol>]]></content:encoded>
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