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August 17, 2003

Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo

The Scout Walker Kama Sutra is nothing if not comprehensive:

Seven Pence

So called because the legs form a '7' and a 'P'.

'Seven Pence' is a mutual oral position that allows both Scout Walkers to pleasure their partners rear sensor units (including their motion slide) at the same time, using just their central turrets. The position is slightly tricky to get into: Both scoutwalkers need to disengage their leg stirrups. One (forming the 'seven') needs to put their legs back so they almost touch the rear of their turrets - this Scout Walker will be facing upwards.

The other scout walker, however, needs to be much more limber to form the 'pence': they must draw their legs up towards their face and then even further upwards and inwards until they have past their side turrets, their turrets resting in their ankle joints, face downwards, their central turret tucked underneath them and back towards their partner. Although a very satisfying and exciting position it is tricky to maintain, which can spoil enjoyment. It also isn't very practical on the battlefield - both Scout Walkers are left quite prone and vulnerable - it can take some time to get out of the position too, and neither scout walker is really in the position to defend themselves easily. Often considered to be more trouble than it's worth, 'Seven Pence' is nevertheless well worth attempting.

And yes, of course they have pictures for you to download, should you be so inclined.

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Posted by John at August 17, 2003 02:00 PM

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When can i play

Posted by: Bob at April 1, 2004 06:37 PM

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