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November 20, 2003
Internet disaster plan
What's even more spine-chilling for the true internet addict than the prospect of your mother finding your weblog? That's right, your internet connection suddenly going down. Fortunately, The Toque has a 10 point plan to help you make it through your down time:
5. Perform Routine Maintenance
While programs such as Norton Antivirus have removed most of the tedium of computer system maintenance, nothing could help pass the time faster than cleaning out your hard drive, emptying your cache, or organizing your celebrity fake porn collection. Take the time to stare at your screen while you perform a defragmentation. The time will literally fly while you barely notice your separation from the Internet.
[Via GromBlog]
Posted by John at November 20, 2003 10:41 PM
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