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June 28, 2004

How to Annoy Dooce

I hadn't realised that the "How to Annoy Me" entries from the sidebar at Dooce were archived. To her new baby:

23 March 2004

Poop so violently that it shoots out your diaper, up your back, and INTO YOUR HAIR. Who taught you that?

Or how about:

21 May 2003

Lick your index finger and then use it to wipe something off my face. Ohmigod, Mom, we’re in public, for crying out loud!

[Via Betsy Devine]

Posted by John at June 28, 2004 11:15 PM

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