July 8th, 2003
User Friendly suggests a plot for Terminator 4.
User Friendly suggests a plot for Terminator 4.
Not only does it sound as if David Blunkett is determined to push through a compulsory ID card, but now he's going to make most of us pay £39 for the privilege. Not that my objection is primarily to the cost of the cards, but it's a bit rich to introduce them on the cheap like this.
Arthur C Clarke has been saying for years that the world under the Earth's oceans is every bit as strange and alien as the world beyond Earth's atmosphere. Sites like Creature Feature, put together by a joint Australian-New Zealand research team, prove the point by showing us a phenomenal array of bizarre and occasionally just plain ugly creatures.
For much more of this sort of thing, you really should seek out the second episode of David Attenborough's BBC documentary series The Blue Planet, which showed us some of these creatures in their natural environment. While you're at it, you really should watch the rest of the series. You won't regret it, I promise.
Incidentally, I see that there's a documentary called Arthur C Clarke: Before 2001, co-written and narrated by Clarke, which charts his long-standing interest in the oceans and the intersection between that interest and his science fiction writing. I'd very much like to see that documentary someday if it ever shows up in the UK.
[Creature Features site via MetaFilter]
The Sun has revealed rather more about the Hulk than some of us wanted to know.
London's Science Museum is going to host an exhibition of costumes and props from Peter Jackson's films of The Lord of the Rings, plus some demonstrations of how the special effects were done.
London will be the exhibition's only European stop: I think I might just have to find an excuse for a trip down south some time between 16 September and 11 January 2004.
Just as the Planetary Society, NASA and the ESA are planning to deploy spacecraft using a solar sail, physicist Thomas Gold has thrown a spanner in the works by suggesting that the laws of thermodynamics mean that a solar sail won't work.
There seem to be respectable arguments on either side of the issue, so the only way to resolve the issue is going to be to launch one and see. I hope Gold is wrong: I've loved the idea of solar sails ever since reading Arthur C Clarke's Sunjammer.
[Via Yet Another Weblog – see entry for 4 July 2003]
In The Mathematics of Hulk, Wil McCarthy tries to quantify exactly how strong Bruce Banner's alter ego really is:
Hulk is, to put it mildly, a strong fellow. Just how strong may remain a mystery; I suspect the answer will always be "exactly strong enough to meet the challenges of each new movie, comic book or TV episode." But we do know one extraordinary fact about Bruce Banner's viridian alter ego: his standing broad jump covers an incredible three miles, more than 1,200 times the human world record. At first glance, this would appear to make him 1,200 times stronger than an Olympic-grade human, but in fact there's a bit more to it than that.
Howard Jones on gigging in reduced circumstances:
"In 1985 I filled out Madison Square Gardens. In 1987 I played to seven people in a hall in Switzerland. The least I could do was introduce myself to each of them individually."
I wonder if his pal Jed the mime still tours with him.
[Via The Rocking Vicar]
Goofy as some of the designs are, this is a seriously cool idea. I'd love to see someone try this in Newcastle, with a dinosaur in the middle of the Bigg Market, or one guarding St James' Park.
My mom has not read the book yet. She said she wanted to wait until it was a real book, until she could go to the bookstore, buy it, and tell the guy that I wrote it. But when the excerpts were coming in, I had to proof them, and I told my mom I could fax them to her if she wanted to read the first two chapters. She was deciding whether or not to, and then I realized that probably she shouldn't, because if someone at work saw them, it looked a little like porn. I had to explain to her that the first chapter was really about this. I said it's about how the Barbies you gave me, I just did dirty things with them. She got really quiet and then said, "I guess everybody did that with Barbies." My mom: very straight and narrow, but even in the 60's, Barbie was a dirty whore.
James Lileks is not entirely convinced by the Hulk:
I never liked the Hulk. Stupid, brutish, inarticulate, prone to destroying things when enraged — this is not a hero. This is a French politician's view of America. Granted, he had his tragic side; Bruce Banner always woke up half-naked with a tank shell embedded in his leg, shingle slivers in his fingernails, wondering what he'd done now. It's the sort of thing that would worry a man. Someday someone's going to follow me home, and I am going to be SO sued.
Even though the Hulk reverted back to Bruce Banner after a trademark rampage, it's not like he'd be hard to find. Follow the trail of destruction, the footprints, the squealing cars, squashed housepets and sundered shrubbery, right to the guy curled up and shuddering, smoke coming from his hair. Picture the scene: […]
Dead Kenny has an intriguing theory about the climax of this year's Big Brother.
You have to see this.
Wait for the Flash intro to load, click on the button that appears (don't worry that you don't understand the Japanese text) and watch what happens next. Move your mouse around. Click your mouse button occasionally. If you don't spend the next ten minutes playing with light and sound then you're not human.
Oh my, there are more of them. If I don't post again for a couple of weeks, you'll know why.
The Top Eleven Adversaries of Arnold includes some very eccentric choices.
How can a mere game show host defeat the Predator and the T-1000? In what bizarro version of Total Recall was Johnny Cab, the automated cab driver who appeared for about two minutes, scarier than the evil bastards played by Sharon Stone, Michael Ironside and Ronny Cox? On the other hand, it's good to see Bennett, the chief bad guy from Commando get some recognition.
For what it's worth, I think you have to put Robert Patrick's T-1000 at the top of this list, narrowly ahead of the Predator, which was only slightly more evil than the deadly duo of Joel Schumacher and Akiva Goldsman.
[Via Pop Culture Junk Mail – see entry for 1 July 2003]
Barry White, owner of the sexiest singing voice in all creation, has died aged 58.
More cuteness than the human mind can take: Seven ways to sleep.
Could it be that Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines won't entirely suck? Tim Doyle went into the screening room with low expectations and came out and wrote a rave review:
What Turned Me On
Fidelity to the material
Instead of doing an "Alien3" and trying to branch off into untried, experimental territory, the filmmakers have cranked the action to new, almost masturbatory heights. When the T-X drives a monstrous crane through downtown LA, taking out a street's worth of telephone poles and even the front of an entire warehouse, it took five minutes for the grin to leave my face. (It came back later in a moment of such stark, hilariously gratuitous violence, I thought Paul Verhoeven had seized the reins for a moment. You'll know it when you see it.)
[Via feeling listless]
In the wake of the outbreak of paranoia about the use of phonecams I posted about a couple of weeks ago, we have more evidence that phonecams are a menace to society: Japanese bookstores are campaigning against a tidal wave of "digital shoplifting", as people browsing magazine racks send their friends pictures of a new dress or whatever from a fashion magazine and ask them what they think.
Now the spectre of intellectual property "theft" has been raised, I give it six to twelve months before someone suggests a levy on the cost of transmitting pictures from phones to compensate magazine publishers for lost sales.
[Via William Gibson]