"He's Not an Embryonic Fascist Leader…"

April 29th, 2003

From The Guardian's Diary column, quoted in full because it's just priceless:

A setback for the BNP's local election campaign in Medway, where one of its four candidates has been forced to withdraw. One Anthony James Holroyd, candidate for the Peninsula ward, has pulled out, reports the Anti Nazi League website, after his mother Stella discovered his plan, frogmarched him down to the civic centre and made him remove his name from the ballot paper just before the deadline for withdrawal. He's not an embryonic fascist leader, to adapt a line for Stella from The Life of Brian, he's a very naughty boy.

[Via Found]

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Fly Guy

April 29th, 2003

Fly Guy is a whimsical yet insanely cool Flash animation. A delightful way to wind down after a long, hard day at work. See if you can find your way to the tropical beach and hula dancer.

(Hint – try going up. Then keep going up. But don't be in too much of a hurry. Make sure you take a few detours. You wouldn't want to miss the chance to rock out along the way.)

[Via jann herlihy dot com]

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Newtie

April 28th, 2003

This will probably be utterly dull for anyone who isn't fascinated by American domestic politics, but I can't resist applauding a delightful evisceration of Newt Gingrich by Charles Pierce.

Pace, E.J. Dionne and Jonathan Alter, but there isn't a public figure alive more worthy of undistilled invective than Newt Gingrich, recently resurrected intellectual satrap of the unpleasant, the uninformed, and (very likely) the unshod. I know all of us good liberals are supposed to be battling this out in our shiny armor on the higher plain of our ideals but, sakes alive, how can we do this when somebody rolls back the stone and out staggers, blinking at the daylight, the greasy adulterous king of the Undead, come now to play the role of advisor to Emperor C-Plus Augustus and the rest of the lads and lassies?

Remember the heady days of '94, before Bill Clinton outmaneuvered Newtie until he left Congress wearing a barrel? Newtie – who has yet to learn that a string of adjectives is not an argument – was a towering intellectual figure on the landscape. [...]

There's more – much more – in that vein later in the posting: it's well worth reading to the bitter end.

[Via Avedon's other weblog - scroll down to the entry for Sunday 27 April 2003]

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AK vs iPod

April 28th, 2003

Never mind an iPod, I want a Kalashnikov with a built-in MP3 player.

[Via Charlie's Diary]

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Not much web browsing this weekend…

April 27th, 2003

Sorry for the relative lack of posting over the last couple of days. I've been very lazy, catching up on some DVD viewing and even buying yet more books for my To Read pile.

First of all, I watched John Carpenter's wonderfully silly Big Trouble In Little China. It's been ages since I've seen it from start to finish, and it was every bit as much fun as I remembered. Kurt Russell's swaggering yet dim hero was good value, and Carpenter deftly handled the mix of humour and drama and funky martial arts action. Plus, the young Kim Cattrall was very hot…

I followed that by finishing off my long-postponed viewing of season 1 of Spaced. I didn't take to the show during its first season on Channel 4, so after being bowled over by the second season I made sure to pick up a two-seasons-for-the-price-of-one DVD set. I'm pretty sure I missed half the pop culture references, but even so it was a remarkably clever – not to mention, very funny – show. I'm looking forward to watching season 2 next time I have a DVD-viewing session.

As far as reading goes, I'd stalled on the book I was reading (Alex Gilliland's A Revolution From Rosinante) and was looking for something new to get my teeth into. Intending to pick up just one book, I ended up with quite a pile: M John Harrison's Light, Elizabeth Moon's Speed of Dark, Alastair Reynolds' Revelation Space, Kim Stanley Robinson's The Years of Rice and Salt and Richard Morgan's Altered Carbon. I've started with Robinson's odd little alternate history, depicting a world where the Black Death was a lot more virulent, wiping European civilisation from the face of the world and leaving it to the East to have an industrial revolution and colonise the New World. I'm not usually a fan of alternate history, but Robinson's take on the genre is sufficiently odd to intrigue me and draw me in. It's looking very promising so far.

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Minority Report explained?

April 27th, 2003

During a discussion on rec.arts.sf.written of the Hugo nominations, Sean O'Hara presents an explanation for the dreadful ending Steven Spielberg inflicted on viewers of Minority Report. I don't buy it myself, but I can't come up with a better way to rescue the film.

Talking of the Hugo nominations, it turns out that Ted Chiang has declined the nomination for Best Novelette for Liking What You See: A Documentary. With any luck this'll clear the way for Charlie Stross to pick up the trophy for Halo.

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Will Muscles from Brussels get his bird?

April 27th, 2003

How often do you see Ewan MacGregor and Jean-Claude Van Damme mentioned as being up for the same role?

Admittedly it's just the "impresario" who is behind the project thinking aloud about his ideal cast, but it's still a pretty bizarre idea that there's a part out there which could be played by either actor. Not quite as bizarre as the notion that the role of Axel Foley, as played for laughs by Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop, was originally intended for Sylvester Stallone, but it's close.

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I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

April 26th, 2003

Really Bad Country Song Titles.

  • I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
  • She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer
  • I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

[Via scrubbles.net - permalinks aren't working, so scroll down to the entry for 16 April.]

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Lesson of the day

April 26th, 2003

If you're going to ring up your insurance company and lie to them about some jewellery having been stolen, it's a good idea to make sure you didn't hit accidentally hit the redial button on your mobile phone before you turn to your colleague and brag about your cleverness. Especially when the insurance company records all calls for 'training purposes.'

[Via Techdirt]

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Ethernet and Astronomy

April 24th, 2003

I haven't been able to post much this evening because I've spent much of it fighting with my old PC trying to persuade it to install the drivers required to allow me to network it to my iMac so I can transfer all my personal data files to my new toy. After much juggling of Windows installation CDs and several false starts I finally got TCP/IP over Ethernet working on my old PC, so as I type this I'm FTPing a couple of gigabytes of files across in the background.

I do, however, still have time to point out an image I saw earlier today. Back in March I posted a picture of sunset as seen from space which looked – and turned out to be – too good to be true. Just to redress the balance, today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is a genuine image of twilight as seen from the International Space Station. Not as sharp and clear, but still mightily impressive. That's one hell of a view they've got up there.

Normal posting should resume tomorrow.

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T3 trailer

April 24th, 2003

The latest trailer for Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines is an improvement on the earlier teasers, but still not very encouraging. It may have Arnie in his signature role, and no doubt the SFX will be up to scratch, but look at the downside: no James Cameron or Linda Hamilton, for starters. Then there's the question of whether making Arnie's adversary a female will actually impress anyone: in the wake of Buffy, Dark Angel, Alias, Xena and the like, the sight of a woman wiping the floor with a man in single combat has mostly lost a lot of the shock value it once had.

I'd like to be proved wrong, simply because the first two Terminator films – and especially the first – were memorable examples of high-octane action SF and it would be fun to see the writers pull it off one more time. Instead, it looks like a desperate attempt by Arnie to wring one more payday out of his most lucrative franchise.

In a year without X-Men 2 and two Matrix sequels, T3 might grab my attention, but as it stands I'll be waiting to hear some positive reviews before I venture into the cinema.

[Via Slashdot]

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Improv

April 23rd, 2003

Do you remember Lotus Improv? Dan Hon pointed out a fascinating story about the early development work on Improv and the intervention of Steve Jobs, which ensured that Improv became the one piece of application software which made mere PC users wish they had a NeXT.

If you have no idea what Improv was, this article explains a little of the program's history, but this review does a better of explaining why Improv was a cut above a mere spreadsheet.

[Via ext|circ]

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Appointed By America

April 23rd, 2003

The Onion: New Fox Reality Show To Determine Ruler Of Iraq.

Class.

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"The coolest television coming-of-age horror-fantasy-love story ever told…"

April 23rd, 2003

As the last ever season finale approaches, Joyce Millman poses the question How do you say goodbye to 'Buffy'?

Vampires, hellgods, snake demons – I've watched Buffy battle them all. But they weren't as scary as the knowledge that, very soon, I will no longer have an excuse to put life on hold every Tuesday night. Over the last six years, I've devoted an almost embarrassing amount of time, energy and thought, both personal and professional, to "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Now, with only a few weeks left until the May 20 series finale, I'm facing my "Buffy"-less future by burrowing into seasons past, trying to imagine a fitting end to the coolest television coming-of-age horror-fantasy-love story ever told.

There are spoilers for BBC viewers – and possibly for Sky viewers too – I'm not sure how far they are into season 7 – and a certain amount of speculation about how Millman thinks the show ought to end, but if you already have some idea of how season 6 ends and how season 7 goes the article is well worth a look. Not because it springs any major surprises, but because it serves as a reminder of just how good we've had it these last half dozen years, of how clever and witty and exciting and touching and affecting a show Joss Whedon & Co have delivered week after week.

We BBC viewers have quite a wait until we see the 22nd episode of season 7, but it'll still feel as if the TV world's a little less exciting after 20th May.

[NB/- the IHT site uses some very clever HTML which makes it a joy to use if you have a browser that's up to the task, but not so great otherwise. Safari users will find that the page is a bit of a mess, but fortunately I read earlier this evening that Safari's developer has cracked the problem of displaying the IHT site properly. Here's hoping that it won't be long until Safari users can read the IHT comfortably. In the meantime, it's worth firing up Camino or IE to read this article.]

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Lunar transit

April 22nd, 2003

Talking of stunning photographs, this image of a lunar transit by the International Space Station is impressive in a different way.

Not as spectacular as pictures of the Northern Lights, perhaps, but I can't help but look at the ISS in that photo and dream of the day when there'll be a lot more of us up there, hopefully on a permanent basis.

[Via Anita's LOL]

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Alaskan skies

April 22nd, 2003

LeRoy Zimmerman has taken some truly spectacular panoramic photographs of Alaskan landscapes. Really impressive work, even in miniature as presented in his online portfolio. The images of the Northern Lights are especially appealing, but he's no slouch at presenting the Alaskan landscape in daylight either.

I just wish I could afford one of his prints. Sky Fire or On a Clear Day would look very good indeed on the wall just behind my iMac.

(One day I'm going to have to venture far enough north to see the Northern Lights for myself. One day…)

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"Someone spent the night in the cab of an old Dodge tow truck. Maybe we'll get a song out of it."

April 22nd, 2003

The Arcata Police Log makes for a fascinating read. From the week of 14 April 2003:

Sunday, March 23 1:52 a.m. Rumors of roiling turbulence at the donut shop proved unfounded.

6:22 a.m. A man said his son had called from a phone booth in the Plaza area saying he was depressed and may want to harm himself. Police checked the area, finding only the usual ambient aroma of free-floating malaise.

4:21 p.m. Someone set a pair of boots down outside an F Street coffee shop, and they took a walk.

5:49 p.m. An elite gentlemen's drinking club convened out in back of an abandoned machine shop, where participants got started on the evenings bibulation.

That last line reminds me of one of the entries from the article about The Simpsons I linked to last Sunday:

Agent Mulder: 'We want you to recreate your every move the night you saw this alien.'

Homer: 'Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.'

Mulder: 'Mr Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.'

Homer: 'We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Ya happy?'

[Via MetaFilter]

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Alias dropped

April 21st, 2003

Word has it that Channel 4 have dropped Alias.

By all accounts both Alias itself and Jennifer Garner's film career are starting to take off in the States, so you'd think Channel 4 would be congratulating themselves on grabbing the rights to a ratings winner in the making. Instead, it's the usual routine: buy a US show intended for a mid-evening audience, broadcast it in an inappropriate timeslot, move it around the schedules a bit, watch the audience fall away, decide it's not getting the audience you'd hoped for.

I suppose it's possible that another terrestrial broadcaster will pick up the rights. BBC2 and Channel 5 are the only plausible contenders, but the former would repeat Channel 4's scheduling errors. Channel 5, which is currently halfway through the second and final season of Dark Angel, might fancy picking up Sydney's adventures as a replacement for Max's, but I'm not going to hold my breath.

(Talking of shows Channel 4 rapidly lost enthusiasm for, it's just as well I picked up Angel season 3 on DVD, because at the rate we're going I doubt it's ever going to show up on Channel 4.)

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Digital Flowers

April 21st, 2003

In a similar vein to the Ambient Orb I posted about the other day, BBC News Online brings us word of the Digital Flower, designed to wilt or flourish according to whether your Significant Other is online.

I find this invention a lot less interesting than the Ambient Orb. For one thing, it's an awful lot of trouble to go to in order to provide just a single piece of information – the Orb could at least shift between a number of colours to convey different types of information, or different levels of activity.

For another, a bunch of electronically-actuated flowers are a lot less portable than a small orb.

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My brain hurts

April 20th, 2003

Depending upon your aptitude for such things, this collection of job interview questions collected by interviewees at Microsoft will either provide half an hour's entertainment or make your brain hurt. Or cause you to pick holes the the premise behind some of the questions, if you're in that sort of mood.

Me, I read it this morning just after getting up and decided that my brain wasn't in any shape yet to deal with that level of ratiocination. (I'm not saying it would be at any time of day, come to that. But definitely not on a Sunday morning.)

That said, my mind wasn't so addled this morning as to render me incapable of appreciating If Richard Feynman applied for a job at Microsoft, elsewhere on the same site.

[Via MetaFilter]

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