Michael Lopp's Two Keyboards at a Bar is just delicious:
INT. EVENING. CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA. BJ'S RESTAURANT AND BREWHOUSE. A RECENT FRIDAY NIGHT
The bar is full. Two keyboards sit at the bar: APPLE EXTENDED II and MACBOOK PRO. The front door opens, TOUCHBAR looks around, sees the two keyboards at the bar, grins, and heads their direction. Skipping.
APPLE EXTENDED II sits at the bar nursing a Macallan 18. Next to him is MACBOOK PRO who has not taken a sip of his glass of water.
There are times when the only proper response is to stand back, recognise that you're in the presence of genius, and applaud. Go on, follow that link. You won't regret it.